Thermal imaging satellites noticed a strange heat pocket at about 35,000 feet so they sent a f-22 to get a closer look. As the jet was approaching the area the heat pocket started moving away from the jet. The pilot reported he didn't see anything and got a response like "we are aware of that because if there was something to see then we would have seen it". The ground control wanted to use the jet as a camera so they sent instructions as to heading and altitude and instructed the pilot to send some pictures. The pilot said he was following procedures confirming his position and status when he stated he didn't see anything and was cut short by the ground controller when she said the heat pocket was moving away from him. Then the radio exchange went from pilot to ground control to ensure the camera was on the heat pocket. The f-22 had to increase speed to keep up and then an object appeared there. The pilot radioed "I've got a visual" and the ground control reminded him that they knew that. Then the object stopped and waited for the jet to get closer before ascending straight up. The ground control said to keep the camera on it so the pilot pointed the nose straight up and said the object was probably going out into space. The ground control said they thought so too and they had enough pictures so instructed the pilot to break off pursuit. The pilot leveled off and headed back to base when the object came from behind and stopped at the point where it was before. The ground control said to put the camera on it again. So the object ascended straight up again and the pilot followed but when it got under it another ship appeared there. The pilot said the ship he was following was docking with the other ship and it looked like a space shuttle docking with a space station. Then the ground told him to break off again as it might be too dangerous and neither of the ships looked like they were going to move. The ground control said they sent him over because they couldn't identify the heat signature and didn't even notice the other larger ship that they thought was a space station. The pilot radioed back that they sent him on a dangerous mission ascending straight up to an unknown and possibly hostile alien ship that might drop their holding tank on him or worse and then asked if the mission was successful. The ground control said that even after getting a visual they couldn't identify it when another voice came on saying "Brewster Rocket - space guy". The radio went silent so he repeated "Brewster Rocket - space guy" and the ground control said "hello Brewster Rocket - space guy". So Brewster Rocket - space guy said he was the captain of the ship they couldn't identify and it was called the R. U. Serius and they could look it up in their wikipedia under Brewster Rocket.
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John Chisholm